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Hi! I'm Adam Miller. I'm a web developer living and working in Pittsburgh, PA. You can email me at heyadammiller on the gmail.

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Jul 26
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I can’t watch this and not think about one of my friends from high school, Adam Bunting. On my 16th birthday, he and two other of my close friends surprised me with a trip to NYC. The entire ride home was spent with Adam rambling on and on about the cruelties of women while in character as Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man™. Here’s a sampling of the hillarity: 

“They’ll rip your heart outta your chest. But then thats not good enough for them. NOO. They’re not done yet. Then the throw it on the floor and kick it around and play soccer with it. Then they cut it up into tiny little pieces and stuff it under the floorboards like a tell-tale heart.”

I hope he’s met some nicer girls since the one that had him so bitter in 2001.